Popcorn isn’t real.
It’s imaginary.
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
"There are tons of people– male people, even!– who don’t have sex. […] I know this is bizarre to all those “90% of men masturbate and 10% of men are lying” people out there, the “men evolved to be promiscuous” people, the “men naturally have high sex drives” people. But men – people – are different. If you don’t want to have sex, you shouldn’t have sex. That doesn’t make you prudish or uncool, broken or sick, sad or pathetic or wrong. It makes you someone who’s making the right life choice for you at that very moment."
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Tim Gunn Hasn’t Had Sex In 29 Years, And It’s None Of Our Fucking Business | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)
For any asexuals, and those who want to understand asexuality more.(:
(via youknowyourebi)
(via dreamingofyouasyou)
Consensus for AP Tests
AP Test: Hey, I just met you
AP Test: And this is crazy
AP Test: But I'm going to come up with the hardest mother fucking questions known to man and have answers that all look the same to confuse the fuck out of you, then throw 6-7 of the hardest, most ambiguous questions known to man at you because I like seeing little girls and boys cry while simultaneously timing the hole test to watch you shrivel up into Dante's Inferno
AP Test: So Call Me Maybe
